DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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