break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Randomize
