this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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