Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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