singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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