we're chasing vodka with high fives
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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