Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it was like eating out sand paper
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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