that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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