You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Randomize
