I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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