can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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