i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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