Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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