He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Randomize
