Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
my mouth tastes like poor choices
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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