yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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