dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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