Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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