it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
why is half of my head shaved?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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