I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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I need you to use more vowels.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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