Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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