I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
God, I missed his penis.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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