Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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