absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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