I like my sex mixed with concussions.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
time to smoke my breakfast
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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