On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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