im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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