And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I want to be your penis for a week.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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