HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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