how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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