i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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