i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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