I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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