let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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