You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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