R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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