I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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