brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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