Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
My vagina is very pro this idea
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I love you.
Bad choice
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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