Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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