Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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