is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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