I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
you would pick up someone in the library
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
50% drunk capacity currently
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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