so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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