If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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