So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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