Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
They have beer where we have blood.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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