The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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