i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
This toilet bowl is my home.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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