plz talk dirty to me
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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