Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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