We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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