The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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