Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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