Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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