Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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