make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
You're like the curious george of whores
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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